Friday, December 25, 2009

Monday, December 21, 2009

look at this beautiful child

...what the hell happened here?

Well, I do have a story about James Van Der Beek.

So this one time I was at one of my friends' shows, and before they went on, Mike was like, "Okay, I need to tell you guys something. Dawson from Dawson's Creek is my cousin. And he's going to be here tonight. So don't freak out."

And we all laughed until Dawson walked in.

The end.

James Van Der Beek, MY NIGGA!

better yet...

Guess the movie and ill give you a fucking gold star!

im gonna go look for some porn

and then put it on here!

Sunday, December 20, 2009

Friday, December 18, 2009

In response to Jason's post...


James Franco on General Hospital
also

Sniff the jacket.

I'm Speechless

This site has officially gone off the Richter.

I think this goes with the christmas season...



I think it's very important that everyone watches this very special movie tomorrow night on lifetime movie network. And if you don't know who Thomas Kinkade is, educate yourself!
THE GREATNESS OF THOMAS KINKADE

why peter o'toole, WHHHHYYYY???

Speaking of which.....

Luigi Pumperknickel aint got shit on these REAL men...

Corner.






You Folks Still Don't Get It....

Tick tick tick tick...


Boom. :)

Thursday, December 17, 2009

HEY GUYS HOW ABOUT PHOTOGRAPHY IT'S PRETTY ALL RIGHT INNIT

CATS PHOTOGRAPHY

DOGS PHOTOGRAPHY

ANDERSON COOPER PHOTOGRAPHY



So, PHOTOGRAPHERS, who here has a flickr? I've got one, but I haven't touched it since last winter. I think I'm going to start using it again. http://www.flickr.com/photos/totheforeignlegion/

LET'S ALL FRIEND EACH OTHER. BECAUSE WE'RE NOT REALLY FRIENDS UNTIL WE'RE ~*~FLICKR~*~ FRIENDS.





Actually, this is totally relevant:

Portrait of Baby!Anderson Cooper by Diane Arbus:



Thou shit thee not.

Okay I'm done now.

Anderson Cooper.

photo stuff

http://photojojo.com/








This is my last post about bikes.
Ever.

Oh yeah. And this.



LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

seems appropriate

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5unMlXg6WL4

For Nathan <3















I want to fuck up your face. Nathan's posts are also.... typical.

this is how i would describe what has happened to this blog...

Bringing some Andy Coop Coop to the table.


Check out this sex.


Hella yeah

Tuesday, December 15, 2009

LASER CATS!!!





.......what...what has Luigi become? :(

:)

Don't challenge me, fool

Who cares about chipmunks or cats? WHY THE FUCK AREN'T WE TALKING ABOUT DOGS? :D

CHUBBY CHIPMUNK


=

with apples in its cheeks.
chubby apple in the cheeks chipmunks.
i'm on a lot of vicodin.
actually, less like a chipmunk, more like hugh laurie. I NEED A CANE!

You bet your booties he's legend

Did I ever tell you about the time Pipkin took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off looking for a bar and we can't find one. Finally Pipkin takes me to a vacant lot and says, "Here we are." We sat there for a year and a half and sure enough someone constructs a bar around us. The day they opened we ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. Pipkin yelled over the roar of the flames, "Always leave things the way you found 'em!"

PIPKIN IS LEGEND.

You know nothing of ANY cats, the lot of you. This cat transcends all feline knowledge.

Monday, December 14, 2009

Know anything of this cat?

In response to Jason's comment on my last post (because I can't put a photo in a comment):




YOU KNOW NOTHING OF THIS CAT






An injury caused by an unsafe button given to me by an unsafe man. 




My cat disapproves. 


Sunday, December 13, 2009

This is a photo I took today entitled "Sausage Luv". I am an artist.



And in a motel room, too?? Scandalous or romantic? I suppose we will never know. Oh, the secrets tubular meat will keep!

Friday, December 11, 2009

OVER AND OUT




















Just wanted to share this with everyone.
Kay had it made.
Happy Holidays.
Thats' all for now...

Thursday, December 10, 2009

This is a true man.


If nobody's going to post anything, I might as well.

BUY CPT. EMO SHIRTS

Sunday, December 6, 2009



I see the resemblance.

Saturday, December 5, 2009

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