...what the hell happened here?

Well, I do have a story about James Van Der Beek.

So this one time I was at one of my friends' shows, and before they went on, Mike was like, "Okay, I need to tell you guys something. Dawson from Dawson's Creek is my cousin. And he's going to be here tonight. So don't freak out."

And we all laughed until Dawson walked in.

The end.